Before I indebt myself too deeply to the bookies of the bottle this Christmas Day, I want to offer a celebratory joke for the occasion. Santa Claus never offers my people much on the 25th of December, and our humor has always been the surviving grace. For all the goyim to enjoy, here goes:

Abe Moskowitz calls his doctor one night in a state of panic. He says, "Doctor, Doctor, my son David just swallowed a condom! What do I do?"
The doctor, sensing Abe's urgency, replies, "I'll be right there."
Two minutes later, Abe calls the doctor again: "Doctor, the problem is solved. Nothing to worry about here."
The doctor asks, "What happened?"
With delight, Abe responds, "My wife found another condom."

Have the merriest of Mondays,
TJ